You're ugly, too

In this story, Zoe is going on many dates. These dates are not going well, either. One date even ended with a man picking up a spider. Also, another one telling inappropriate, sexual jokes. The irony in this story is that normally it is the girl falling head over heels for the man and not vice versa. When she was asked if she was seeing anyone, she said she is seeing her house. This is a sure sign that her dates are not going very well when she resorts to saying no guy is working out so I'm keeping myself busy.